Santa's Little Helper

Christmas in Florida

It may not snow here, but some people get into the Christmas spirit like I've never seen before. Exhibit A. The Hyatt family. They start decorating in AUGUST! After Thanksgiving, they open up their yard for people to walk through, set out punch and cookies and have a big screen with cartoons playing.
Vanessa was terrified of this Santa and wouldn't get near it.
I also have to mention that even though I am in a t shirt and capris, it was NOT warm this night. I froze! I have now accepted that it does get cold, even in Florida, and I have to wear warm clothes.
Exhibit B (and my personal favorite) is yet to come...

The Twins Become Big Bertha...HELP!

I have a SERIOUS problem. For no apparent reason, my left side has shut down production. Okay, not shut-down, but taking it a little too easy? I suppose this might be why Benson still eats so often. He gets enough for sure, it's just mainly out of one side and he can rarely make it four hours. But the problem here is that having one side produce that much LOOKS a little funny. Call me vain but I don't want ONE big bertha. I am obviously and uncomfortably lopsided. So why am I exposing this embarrasing dilemma? That's right! Help! Any and all advice welcome, from those experienced in this area preferable.